horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
- Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale (via observando)